Petta rap....petta rap...petta rap... Stop it.........Yavava!
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12 annas = 1 Rupee.
Used to describe how broke and utterly ruined one's financial condition is.
The phrase came into existence during late nineties, when Indians started hearing the word IT and how everyone around started getting a Website.
Muniraj: "Bosss...he has done 4 mulders already, vokay??"
Mukesh: "Oh, whatever...." *goes quiet*
It translates to - Urination? Defecation??
Well, let's assume you want to do.
But in such a situation where you can't find a suitable place, Do you know:
1.How to do?
2.Where to do?
3.What to do?
Tell me, tell me, I say!! No. You only know to do...
Remember - It is only for your good, will such a query be raised.
Tackling these lies on Our ingenuity. All you have to do is simply shut up and answer. Okay'va?
Let's look at some scenarios now.
A: 1 bathroom'aa? 2 bathroom'aa??
B: 1 bathroom.
A: You see that compound wall, electric transformer? Go there man, Go. If you are feeling shy, just close your eyes. Thats All!
A: 1 bathroom'aa? 2 bathroom'aa??
B: Hmmm.... 2 bathroom
A: Come we will have some coffee.
B: I don't want Coffeee!!!
A: I know man, come come.
*A drags B to Sagar/Darshini type hotel and orders for One-by-Two coffee and asks the waiter....*
A: Excuse me, where is the restroom?
Waiter: There sir *points in the direction towards salvation*
B hurriedly leaves the scene, to discharge his duties and only to return relieved and light. The grin on his face, is the testimony of returning grace.
Munna *grunts* - Amma, bathroom.....
Amma *charging* - Always like your father, Ota Kundi Narayana. 1 bathroom'aa? 2 bathroom'aa??
Munna - 1 bathroom.....*puts up paavam face*
Amma calls out for some cousin fellow in the crowd....
Amma *shouts* - Dei thambi, Mikezilla......can you come here..
Meekzilla: I told you, it's not Mikezilla.... It's Meekzilla
Amma - Meekzilla'vo.... Gorilla'vo.... whatever it is... Can you take Munna to the side, he wants to go to 1 bathroom...
Meekzilla herds Munna to the compound wall...
Guru: "Ya man, he talks like one Big Mysore Maharaja. Other day, he was telling they stopped using refined oil at home, and nowadays use only sandalwood oil for cooking it simms"
Shankar & Guru: "What a fucktard!"
Unlike the messengers of the past, current day messengers are highly unreliable.....
Dolly: Raj, i need to talk to you..
Raj: Tell me Dolly...
Dolly: You know my friend Polly rite, she likes you, she ..in fact ......loves you ...what do you have to say?
Raj: But,....actually.......i...i, i love youuuuu Dolly!
Dolly: Really?? I too love you....
*polly love gaali, poor polly.....polly now sings - soup songs & flop songs*
CategoriesMoney & Business
20 hits from a Heavy Artillery Gun, Ass cancer to Brain tumor, Flight crash to frost bite - irrespective of the cause or it's severity, if a main character is hospitalized and admitted in CCU/ICU, he/she will survive, beating all odds.
How? we don't know! It simply is a miracle i say....
"Doctor, how is she?"
"It's a medical miracle!!.............She is fine, she is fine".....*doctor removes his spectacles*
Mender is synonym for pencil sharpener.
CategoriesSchool and College
Halwa is a sweet preparation available in a million flavours across the country, and often mistaken for an aphrodisiac.
To Give halwa means, to con or deceive at monumental proportions.
Balu: Myru, he gave halwa......*walks away*