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Bania: bittoo** eek Pee-laastic bag dena madam ko(tells his son to do so)
Bittoo:Jee Peetaji(yes father)
*Brother-Not in literal sense.
**Bittoo-very common nick name in North India,Baniya's compulsively call their son's Bittoo even if his name is Krupashankar or Dayashankar.
Wheatish complexion is now a blatant euphemism of dark and some shades below it.People elect to select that option.who wants to be dark in India?that is so depressing da.fair and handsome and fair and lovely(these are products by a company who sells hope-the hope of being fair some day) are in business because people don't like being dark in India.
Regionall India permit
Terms referencing thisGaon Ki Gori, Marriageable age, Career minded, Bachi Master, Gora-chitta, caste no bar, good English, Chikni, Chikna, sober, innocent divorcee, Age no bar, Permanent job, fair and lovely, B.A. pass, Traditional with Modern Outlook
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The result- when ignited,the dissonance this unit creates can send the soul of a Naughty Indian uncle to its creator.It can wipe out civilizations of red ants and other ill fated arthropods in the vicinity,the only turbulence which can raise goose bumps on your grandma sans her hearing aid,make your tommy wag his tail in vertical axis.
Dada bombs and Sivakasi prince are the famous brands.
Naughty Indian uncle :O *dies on the spot
The contents are cancerous but all Begum Sahiba's from Bangladesh are completely oblivious of this fact.Blind Rahim Chacha's from Lucknow deny the fact , they opine that they have never SeEn anyone getting Cancer after chewing Paan.Ramu Kaka from Banares like to spit chewed paan on white walls,he thinks it is cool.Mahesh Bhat an veteran film maker is overwhelmed by this act of indecency and will soon make a movie on this issue,he will name it virgin walls.
Note: the article has very little or nothing to do with Paan Singh Tomar-A Bollywood movie.
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Those who dare to think beyond IIMs(read IIPM) usually end up in some poor colleges and are placed in the marketing departments of their respective colleges.Some sell insurance policies and sim cards.
Hindu Boy, fair complexion, Btech (IIT) MBA (IIM),works for an MNC in US.Green card holder.
Prospective Bride(who dared to think beyond IIMs,earns peanuts,sells sim-cards)
IIPM marketing Guy: think IIPM :)
Terms referencing thisMBA
That would easily be the first line which comes to the mind of a fifth grader if he is told to write an essay on Mumbai Locals.You are also bound to find other un-amusing banalities in his essay what you wouldn't find is the following:
Indian local is a place where your olfactory nerves will be punished by the stench emanating from dirty pits.Want some air?look out and you will find shameless bare butts on railway tracks.Bored? look up and you will find hearts and dicks carved on metal ceiling.Want to stretch and flex your muscles?the queer next to you is just waiting for it.want to get down on the next station? well.......
-- Aaj Tak Reporter
Mem is "Mam" and "Sahib" is Master and when you shove that into the vernacular,voila! the result is Memsahib.Hindi movies have portrayed Memsahib as an open minded female married to a rich man or daughter to a rich father.
memsahibs do not forget to shave their underarms,wear sleeveless blouses,drive premiere padmini's,play cards and tennis,have extra-marital affairs and talk gibberish.They are obdurate,whimsical audacious and impulsive.
Memsahib(wearing a tight track suit,visible panty lines on a proud display):Good morning Ramu! make me a strong coffee!
*after five minutes
*memsahib slaps Ramu and the scene abruptly cuts and takes you the marine lines where Memsahib in her premiere Padmini hits a hawker and kills him on the spot
So words which can follow mind-blowing are fantastic and superb in cyclic order.
Govind (after his poor performance on stage) grins sheepishly.