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If you are a manglik, the angry astral effects of Mars will, according to Vedic astrology, make you a terrible spouse. You will sow disharmony in your wake. Your husband or wife might die. You yourself are virtually a walking soocide case. But wait! All is not lost. There is a cure.
If you marry a tree first, such as a Peepal tree, and then have it cut, OR marry a matka and then have it broken, the ill effects of your astrally doomed birthday are negated. Or, if you marry another manglik, the negative vibes you both exert on each other will cancel each other out. One doesn't know how this works egjactly, but one supposes that two fiery Martians experience what one can only read about in books (see kamasutra for a brief overview).
So, to summarize: two mangliks in love? Good. One manglik loving a non-manglik? Sadly, this is a formula for lau failure, unless you first find an aboreal roadside romeo, marry your dau off to it, then kill the tree. It's complicated, but what to say? WALTO.
Mainmacha: Mad or what? Of course I would. All you have to do is find a tree...
Dishoom Dishoom: You do realize that she's already married, right? And that I was asking a hypothetical question? And that you continue to be a bachelor? And that your prospects lessen with every passing year?
Mainmacha: Fine, find me the tree.
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The literal meaning of the word is, high worship with camphor or wick flames at the end of all devotional offerings and rituals at the temple.
In both cases, your head is bent in real or fake reverence throughout the session. You feel hot and cold at the same time. You resolve to make life-altering resolutions.
The problem with life-altering resolutions is they seem uplifting.
They give a sort of high. They make you addicted and make you go through everything you did to get there: Building up your carry-over bank balance of flunked subjects in school. Building up your bank balance of what others opine to be sins in life and you agree to that opinion except when you are utterly busy committing them.
You should not take any new steps on a Tuesday. If you did, you should not take a step back either on that day because you 'ayyayyoo!' are not supposed to initiate anything- a step forward or a step backward on a Tuesday.
There is no challenger to India when it comes to our superstitious nature. We are a Superpower in this depaltment.
That's how I hallucinated hearing Hiralal telling me when I hallucinated having gone to repay his two year old loan.
The mangal sutra is a very central artefact in saas bahu serials where the perennially suffering Bahu, in moments of utmost remorse and frustration, breaks and flings it while the her husband and mother-in-law look on in shock. The camera plays up the tenshan and drama by zooming in and out wildly on the intense facial expressions and fallen mangal sutra.
Paati: What and all we had to do to get awar Soumya to have that ceremony.. that girl was refusing to wear it (the mangal sutra) unless and until her husband also wears it!
Meenakshi Mami: Kadavule! then how you convince her?
Paati (calmly): I threatened with soocide, so she agreed.
CategoriesSex and Relationships
Arun: "I'm not! I'm reallying enjoying."