How are you uncle? But said with no pause between words... especially by a young one whose 3rd language is english. Similar to standateez...

Connected closely with Traditional with Modern Outlook, but you'll never see this phrase in the matrimonial columns. This is the girl you don't want- because you can't take her home to meet the parents- will wear mini skirt - cooly blow cigarette smoke- has no idea how to wear a sari BUT- deep in her heart wants to make the best aaloo paranthas, wear maang mein sindoor and be housewife. Problem is that she can't admit all if this because she wants to be uber cool, but deep inside is paavam kutti.

virus, bacteria, germs, dirt, dust-mites, etc- usually invisible creatures that cause disease of any kind.

Opposite of modern with traditional outlook.. the sunder aur susheel bahu refers to the daughter-in-law from a 'respectable' family who manages a house, touches feet of elders, makes sure there is always curds in the house, sends children to school, cooks, cleans and does all this seamlessly-

It has been a long day. Your mobile phone bill shows an amount due of Rs.5000/- so you call customer care. After a long wait, Sheela wants to help. You explain situation, tell her the bill is wrong, it cannot be Rs.5000/- and demonstrate that in the last 5 months the bill has never been more than Rs.400/- Hence, the bill is wrong. She puts you on hold and some 'n' minutes later reports that there has been a mistake. Your bill was sent to one Mr. Balan and his to you. Promises to rectify the situation and therefore... do the needful.

used to describe some who suffers sort of mental illness. From an urban legend that if you take a person who is 'mad' to NIMHANS (National Institute of Mental Health and Neuroscience) the authorities would reward you with a basket of fruits.

Endearing manner by which to refer to male person. These days used for females as well . Informal - not used for persons older than oneself. More like "yo, wassup bro?"