12 annas = 1 Rupee.

Used to describe how broke and utterly ruined one's financial condition is.

The phrase came into existence during late nineties, when Indians started hearing the word IT and how everyone around started getting a Website.

Made popular by some broke yet Hep PCMCs students...

It translates to - Urination? Defecation??

See saar, you may wonder what one would do or could possibly do, by finding out the answer to this koschun?

Well, let's assume you want to do.
But in such a situation where you can't find a suitable place, Do you know:
1.How to do?
2.Where to do?
3.What to do?

Tell me, tell me, I say!! No. You only know to do...

Remember - It is only for your good, will such a query be raised.

Tackling these lies on Our ingenuity. All you have to do is simply shut up and answer. Okay'va?

Let's look at some scenarios now.

Situation One:
A: 1 bathroom'aa? 2 bathroom'aa??
B: 1 bathroom.
A: You see that compound wall, electric transformer? Go there man, Go. If you are feeling shy, just close your eyes. Thats All!

Situation Two:
A: 1 bathroom'aa? 2 bathroom'aa??
B: Hmmm.... 2 bathroom
A: Come we will have some coffee.
B: I don't want Coffeee!!!
A: I know man, come come.
*A drags B to Sagar/Darshini type hotel and orders for One-by-Two coffee and asks the waiter....*
A: Excuse me, where is the restroom?
Waiter: There sir *points in the direction towards salvation*
B hurriedly leaves the scene, to discharge his duties and only to return relieved and light. The grin on his face, is the testimony of returning grace.

Unlike the messengers of the past, current day messengers are highly unreliable.....

20 hits from a Heavy Artillery Gun, Ass cancer to Brain tumor, Flight crash to frost bite - irrespective of the cause or it's severity, if a main character is hospitalized and admitted in CCU/ICU, he/she will survive, beating all odds.

How? we don't know! It simply is a miracle i say....

Mender is synonym for pencil sharpener.

Halwa is a sweet preparation available in a million flavours across the country, and often mistaken for an aphrodisiac.

To Give halwa means, to con or deceive at monumental proportions.

Though the phrase has been in existence for a while, it gained mass popularity after Kollywood Actor Sathyaraj once gave halwa to an Actress Kasthuri in a Tamil movie.