arey what macha you didn't go to his party?
arey he is sodhi gaadu.. there was no party when I went there..

jab se miss junior college ka award mila hai fashion ka bhoot chad gaya hai uspe...

(From the day she got 'miss junior college' title, she is being crazy for fashion)

Man to a shopkeeper...
Man: Bhaisaab kaise ho? dhanda paani kaise chal raha hai aapka?

(Bhaisaab, how are you? How's your dhanda pani?)

Shopkeeper: bas thodi mandi chal rahi hai dhande mein.. kya bolun..

(Bas a little mandi these days... what can I say?)

Eg. Share bazaar mein aajkal mandi chal rahi hai.. sensex bhi down hai...

(In Share Bazaar these days things run mandi ... the sensex is down as well).

Mom I am going to bazaar to get some vegetables, where is your list?

Girl calls her Grandma
Girl: How are you Grand ma?
Grand Ma: Don't worry beta..Aal izz well...

He is such a susth person. Even though he is having headache he is not making a tea or coffee.

Customer care: Can I talk to the owner of this house?
Wife: ek second wait karo bulaati hoon.

(and the call waiting continues for a long time....)

one friend to another one...

friend 1: Arey my phone is not working since 2 days.. you know many people from telephone company, please do something.

friend 2: Oh that's all.. yeh toh main fataak se kar dunga.. don't worry.

Oh god! look at that he is such a big company director and his wife is wearing such a no-show dress. Uske husband ke izzat ka kachra ho gaya.