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Peelastic

\Pee-laas-tik\
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Ok this the staple food(plastic) of all the bovine animals in our urban cities.But what makes our bania to call it so is a conundrum a few wise souls may know.

Usage

Reshma Aunty: Bhaiyya, ek plastic bag dena(give me a plastic bag brother*
Bania: bittoo** eek Pee-laastic bag dena madam ko(tells his son to do so)
Bittoo:Jee Peetaji(yes father)
*Brother-Not in literal sense.
**Bittoo-very common nick name in North India,Baniya's compulsively call their son's Bittoo even if his name is Krupashankar or Dayashankar.
Added 2012-06-11 by Fraaandshipper

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You must have come across these words on DD national or some Doordarshan regional channels,where the correct usage of word was/is practiced to describe lost/missing people.Lately after the dotcom boom,a decade ago matrimonial sites started infesting the internet.They completely but not intentionally changed the meaning of the above composite word.
Wheatish complexion is now a blatant euphemism of dark and some shades below it.People elect to select that option.who wants to be dark in India?that is so depressing da.fair and handsome and fair and lovely(these are products by a company who sells hope-the hope of being fair some day) are in business because people don't like being dark in India.

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Not used colloquially.
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This is the big daddy of all explosives only next to a grenade.The silvery explosive mixture in a small 1.5 inch cuboidal carton is neatly tied with a sutali(Thick thread-usually green in color)uniformly wrapping the mixture in compact unit-colloquially called the head of thor's hammer in the greek mythology.(citation needed)
The result- when ignited,the dissonance this unit creates can send the soul of a Naughty Indian uncle to its creator.It can wipe out civilizations of red ants and other ill fated arthropods in the vicinity,the only turbulence which can raise goose bumps on your grandma sans her hearing aid,make your tommy wag his tail in vertical axis.
Dada bombs and Sivakasi prince are the famous brands.

Usage

Naughty Indian Uncle: Raju what you are doing with that essence stick and your index fingers in your ears?
*laughs hysterically

*Kaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Naughty Indian uncle :O *dies on the spot

Added 2012-04-18 by Fraaandshipper

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Bambaiya

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All India

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pataka
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A mixture of Areca Nut,slaked lime and Katha neatly wrapped in betel leaf(paan). When you chew this mixture 32 times(citation needed) it makes your mouth look like you have been shot twice in your mouth with a 12 gauge shotgun.
The contents are cancerous but all Begum Sahiba's from Bangladesh are completely oblivious of this fact.Blind Rahim Chacha's from Lucknow deny the fact , they opine that they have never SeEn anyone getting Cancer after chewing Paan.Ramu Kaka from Banares like to spit chewed paan on white walls,he thinks it is cool.Mahesh Bhat an veteran film maker is overwhelmed by this act of indecency and will soon make a movie on this issue,he will name it virgin walls.

Note: the article has very little or nothing to do with Paan Singh Tomar-A Bollywood movie.

Usage

Ramu Kaka: ik Banaresi Paan do Bhaiyya chuna kam kathha jada.
Added 2012-04-03 by Fraaandshipper

Root

Hindi

Region

All India

Categories

Food and Drink

Terms referencing this

Paan Pasand, Meetha paan, Paan Paraag, paanwala

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MBA

\Yum-Bee-A (desi Aspirant)\
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This is an academic supplement usually taken after graduation.IIMs are the premium institutes in Hindustan to provide this supplement in adequate quantities,they convert every Tom and Harry who are engineers into Investment bankers.And all Dicks also become investment bankers but soon renounce themselves from worldly affairs and join NGOs or write novels which inspire Roadies to quit college. They admit that they usually do this after imagining Arindam Choudry beaming his maxillary teeth in a dark room.
Those who dare to think beyond IIMs(read IIPM) usually end up in some poor colleges and are placed in the marketing departments of their respective colleges.Some sell insurance policies and sim cards.

Usage

Bride wanted
Hindu Boy, fair complexion, Btech (IIT) MBA (IIM),works for an MNC in US.Green card holder.

Prospective Bride(who dared to think beyond IIMs,earns peanuts,sells sim-cards)
*wicked smile

Added 2012-04-02 by Fraaandshipper

Root

English

Region

All India

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School and College

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IIPM, B-school
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Indian institute of planning and management which places all its pass-outs in their marketing department.All they do is, repetitively call almost every unemployed graduate in Hindustan convincing them to join their prestigious B-school.The aim is to employ all India in their marketing department and then expand globally,till the tectonic plates restructure all the continents on earth till they achieve the following shape-IIPM.Thus,attracting aliens from neighboring galaxies to join them in their noble cause.

Usage

Paranoid youth(cat percentile:22): I want to think beyond the IIMs. :S
IIPM marketing Guy: think IIPM :)
Added 2012-03-19 by Fraaandshipper

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English

Region

All India

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IIT

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MBA
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Local is the lifeline of Mumbaiya. Period. It's a train.

That would easily be the first line which comes to the mind of a fifth grader if he is told to write an essay on Mumbai Locals.You are also bound to find other un-amusing banalities in his essay what you wouldn't find is the following:
Indian local is a place where your olfactory nerves will be punished by the stench emanating from dirty pits.Want some air?look out and you will find shameless bare butts on railway tracks.Bored? look up and you will find hearts and dicks carved on metal ceiling.Want to stretch and flex your muscles?the queer next to you is just waiting for it.want to get down on the next station? well.......

Usage

Local mumbai ki jaan hai (The Local is Mumbai's lifeline).

-- Aaj Tak Reporter

Added 2012-01-17 by Fraaandshipper

Root

Bambaiya

Region

Bambaiyya

Categories

Transportation

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Sipsay

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Heard Ramu Chacha addressing his master's wife by that word in Hindi movies?

Mem is "Mam" and "Sahib" is Master and when you shove that into the vernacular,voila! the result is Memsahib.Hindi movies have portrayed Memsahib as an open minded female married to a rich man or daughter to a rich father.
memsahibs do not forget to shave their underarms,wear sleeveless blouses,drive premiere padmini's,play cards and tennis,have extra-marital affairs and talk gibberish.They are obdurate,whimsical audacious and impulsive.

Usage

Ramu: good maaarning Memsahib

Memsahib(wearing a tight track suit,visible panty lines on a proud display):Good morning Ramu! make me a strong coffee!

*after five minutes

Ramu: Kaaafee,Memsahib

*memsahib slaps Ramu and the scene abruptly cuts and takes you the marine lines where Memsahib in her premiere Padmini hits a hawker and kills him on the spot

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Extreme hyperbole common to the pseudo savants in the arts world. "Mind-blowing performance" doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the spectacular dance performance in Indian reality dance shows but it definitely attributes to the lack of expertise of the judge and his poorly developed brain.
So words which can follow mind-blowing are fantastic and superb in cyclic order.

Usage

Anu Malik (maestro of cacophony): Mind Blowing! FANTASTIC! SUPERB!

Govind (after his poor performance on stage) grins sheepishly.

Added 2011-11-17 by Fraaandshipper

Root

English

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Extreme lagori, outstanding

Terms referencing this

rocking perfomance
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nah nah not the union of two noted gods but A-laa-raam is how Bhikaji and his wife pronounce Alarm.

Usage

Bhikaji(to is wife): Soonti ho? paach baje ka alaaraam lagwadena kal.
Added 2011-11-14 by Fraaandshipper