Conductor to commuters in crowded city bus: Side,side.

Arvind to Prakash: That fellow Sumant does not know anything but acts so proudly. He has too much head weight.

Arvind to Prakash: From the morning I am having one bad luck after another. Whose face did I see in the morning?

Raju to Ramesh: Bad shakun. I saw cat crossing street just now. I will postpone my work.

Suresh to Sridhar: I saw milkman with cow while coming out of house. It is very good shakunam. I will get IAS job today.

Sound Seena to Blade Bala: Why should we keep on fighting with each other. Let us reach compro and we can rule Bangalore. Ha ha ha!

Arvind to Mahendra: I am in love with that girl Angela. I dont kknow how to convince my parents. They are in black and white zamana

Father to friend: What to do with my son Arvind? He does not go to work even after engineering. He wants me to still give pocket money. Bloody fellow is a waster. Thinks he was born in Royal Family.

News report from Mail of Deccan:
The body of Mr Ramesh Raman was found near the tracks at Sidguntepalya today. The death note found on the body said he was committing suicide because of love failure and no one was responsible for his death.

Ramu to Prakash: What does that fellow think? Im scared or what? He will know I am not wearing bangles

Shanta to friend: Looks like that Somu is line maaroing you?
Friend: Who is interested in that half-ticket?