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al khujli

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i am sexy cool & interested in making good fraand-ship with the ladij

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Literal translation: to have a pigeon's feather in one's ass
this colorful phrase is used for the enthu cutlets who instead of falling in line with the definition and doing all the work, expect you to be a enthu cutlet and well do a shit load of work and will not relent standing on your gaand and always "suggesting" better ways to do stuff(that they have no idea)

Applicable to bosses, managers, team leader and any other prick(or twat) that you can think of (including your wife,hubby, girlfraand or boyfraand)

Usage

Boss man: abe ye kela kuch jyaada sad lag raha hai isko 30% happy bana do(this banana is looking too sad..make it 30% happier)
Al Daad: Come to think of it Boss man is right....
Al Khujli: Jyaada gaand me teetar ka par ho raha hai tere bhosdeeke(having too much of pigeon's feathers in your ass you person from loose and destroyed vaginas)
Added 2011-09-05 by al khujli

Definition

Probably the female variant of naughty indian uncle, yet to come across one...something of a legend like the loch-ness monster or bigfoot or UFOs.
Most probably goes around in sleeveless blouses, has manic thunder thighs, will be wearing tight pink tees of her daughter with a generous crust of make-up...giving gyaan to all and sundry...and sharing her experiences in Can-edda, Aastrellia, Mun-chester and other punju hotspots.....the research continues till this date over the specific characteristics of this genus

Usage

Do Naughty Indian Aunties exist?
Added 2011-09-04 by al khujli

Root

English

Region

All India

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NIU, Rubups, USA
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extremely extreme...something that has the power of literally tearing your ass apart

Usage

Al Daad: Yo bitches!!..easy paper no?? maine to gaand phaad di paper ki!!!(adverb)
Al Khaaj: police waale ne meri gaand phaad di(Verb)
Al Khaaj: whattay gaand phaad tharra..ay ganpat chal daaru la(adjective)
Added 2011-09-02 by al khujli

lunku

\lun-koo\
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bengali for a penis...generally used for a child's penis...effective to piss off full grown men...

Usage

keep you lunku in your pants khoka!!!
Added 2011-08-29 by al khujli

Root

Bengali

Region

Poschimbanga

Categories

Very Bad Words

Related Terms

lund, lulu

Definition

It minns removing the very source of a problem......
A colorful word-play on a local phrase- "na rahega baans na bajegi baansuri"(neither will there be bamboos nor there would be flutes) where the presumption is that all flutes are made out of bamboos....but in Samosapedian case it plays on the usual purpose of the figurative bamboo...so if one takes care of the bamboo...one would most probably not get bambooed!!!

Usage

Al Khaaj: Guys lets finish this last khambaa so that we can be sober for the next few days and study for the exams....
Al Daad: Yes.. Na rahega baans..na hoga baans
Al Khujli: Bhosdiwaalo muhchodee band karo aur peg daalo!!!(shut your traps and pour me a shot goddamit!!)
Added 2011-08-28 by al khujli

lappy

\laa-pee\
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busy youth of emergent India have no time to waste.....we are so busy in doing bukchodee that a cellphone has become cellu, mobile is called mobs and a Laptop....is termed to be a Lappy!!

Usage

Oh shit my mummy is learning computer on my lappy....that MMS clip is saved on the friggin desktop....*FML*!!!
Added 2011-08-26 by al khujli

MMS

\emm-emm-ess\
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Phrase. November 2, 2014, Word of the Day
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Definition

MMS when sent in India does not refer to the innocuous Multimedia Messaging Service(by which one can send photos of cute dogs, sweet ringtones, video clips of babies)..but to the seedy amateur sex videos of various ludhiana-jammu-agra-delhi scandals. MMS has been the rage ever since the famous DPS scandal did the rounds and has established itself as a dirty word in many a Indian's Lexicon...
Currently has replaced the blue film VHS collection in the libraries of Naughty Indian Uncles

Usage

Al Daad: Oye I am sending this nice MMS enjoy
Al Khaaj: oye WTF what is this cute puppy shit...wo Patiala Scandal wala bhej bhosdiwaale!!!
Added 2011-08-25 by al khujli

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Ashes, note: "site owners" are coming from different places, but users are adding the words. Don't like it? Add a better definition!

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Really sad to see this explanation. Don't know if site owners came from ancient India!!

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Definition

Ice - Cream as pronounced in the hinterlands of Naarth India

Usage

Ass-Cream khaale...Ass Cream(vendor cry of the cheap ice cream cart-wallah)
Added 2011-08-24 by al khujli

Root

English

Region

Naarth India

Categories

Food and Drink

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cup ice-cream
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Phrase. October 2, 2011, Word of the Day
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Literal Translation "fatter the hen, smaller is the size of its buttocks"..leaving aside the anatomical analysis of delicious poultry critters, this phrase digs at the inverse proportionality existing between the prosperity of some people and the lack of philanthropy of the same...
This phrase is used to suggest that - The richer one is, the stingier one gets.

Usage

Al Daad: Whaat that bledddy baniya bastard gives wonly 20 rupees for our daaru chanda
Al Khaaj: That gaandu will soak up even tharra just coz he contri-ed Re 1
Al Khujli: Don't you know- Jitni Murgi Motee Utni Gaand Chotee
Added 2011-08-23 by al khujli
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Natraj Pencil is the trusted weapon of choice for each and every school going child...basically a pencil but eons ahead of Apsara(another Brand of pencil maker) the red and black striped scheme equals to sheer awesomeness..that leaves fabercastell eating its green shorts!!

Usage

eh bleddy al khujli..do'nt show off your new pencil box or i will shove this natraaj pencil up your fancy ass!!
Added 2011-08-22 by al khujli

Root

English

Region

All India

Related Terms

choopy, Choop, pencil-box, penpencil

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