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These all are somewhat same-to-same...
Arjun: No da, they won't allow us kataan types inside with rubber chappals.
Oh yeah! Nerd's come out to play!!
Look who's speaking!
(by dhi bye Tiger is the family pomerian dog)
Kengalmurthy: Thhu! Kidney is not there for you? I will commit divorce!
Mahalakshmi: ayyo, enoondre, sorry sorry one plate poori! Tomorrow I will make chicken biryani & buy Dharwad peda for you, Mother promise
Kengalmurthy: *calm-downing* Okay okay, leave it, mistake can happen for anyone. It was very tasty anyway. i also ate it off, labak labak. Haw haw haw
-A student who aspires for a girl/boy friend or a chick/boye but can not muster enough courage to take the first step of asking.
-A student inwardly jealous of the Porkis for the jolly they make but outwardly shunning the Poli activities solely due to parental fear rather than choice. "Amma will peel my skin"
-A student who has not been baptized into the real world because s/he somehow escaped propper hazing or ragging and has created and lives in a world of their own.
That said you should know what constitutes their world right?
-Books, Books, Books and more books.
Only that's all?
-Where are you? Books can be all!
They read subject books most of the day.
If they get bored with chemistry text book they read chemistry guide. If they get bored with chemistry guide they read chemistry question bank. If they get bored with that, they read chemistry notes or else a friend's notes or else they just stare at the neat and clean labels on each of their chemistry books, wondering why they are not able to enter the physical world. " I think nothing is wrong with me. Momma says so too"
Once they are done with subject books(on a typical day they never are done with subject books) on a rare occasion, they take other books up. Like a film magazine or another lying at home and stare at the sexy models in the ads for an hour or so. They never read an article or story. They are scared they may wander off into the real world by that adventure and get lost in that unknown world.
They never ask a question. They act like input-only devices. Once every semester or so they ever output anything(daily kakkoos and other bodily discharges excepted).
They make good software programmers, accounts officers, and more than all that, they make good harmless citizens or prajes.
Every momma aspires for a Kudmi daughter-in-law or a Kudmi son-in-law, but few friends enjoy them.
Housewife: uff yeh gandagi. kya karoon?
Ad man: Kya aap lysol ka istamal nahi karte?
Ad man: Lysol aap ke ghar ko ninyanve (99) % keetanu se surakshith rakhta hai.
Housewife: Lysol apnaye- keetanuon se mukti paayein.