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Found 16 entries beginning with "gaand"
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Definition

Literal Translation: Nothing in the butt, yet has gone to defecate Juhu. For those unfamiliar with the landscape of Mumbai, Juhu is a popular beachside destination which is a paradox all by itself. Classy high street boutiques exist side by side with humble vada-pav and pain-puri wallahs. It also takes a considerable amount of 'goo' (poop) to defecate the entire Juhu area. Therefore, this gem of a phrase can imply that a person doesn't have the capacity to do a task despite their loud proclamations.

Usage

Student A: Did you hear? She is applying to foreign universities like Haarvard and Gambridge!

Student B: With only 60%? Gaand mein nahi hai goo, hugne chale hai Juhu!

Added 2014-04-07 by Blahblah

Root

Bambaiya

Region

Mumbai

Categories

Very Bad Words

Definition

To boast about oneself despite being a phattu

Usage

Raka- Oye i would have beaten the shit out of that asshole had you not stopped me.
Panther- Don't lie man, gaand mein dum nahi hum kisi se kam nahin
Added 2012-09-27 by Ibu Hatela

Root

Hindi

Region

All India

Related Terms

Gand mein chan

Definition

To land in a tight situation in spite of lacking courage

Usage

Langda- I think i'll be suspended for bursting crackers in the college
Mental- Abey i told you jab gaand mein nahi tha gooda to kaahe Lanka kooda
Added 2012-09-27 by Ibu Hatela

Root

Hindi

Region

All India

Definition

An Asshole. from the word ghand which refers to the actual orifice. A gaandu can be a gross insult or a mild put down depending on the context.

Usage

Who the hell do you think you are, Gaandu! (gross insult)

Added 2011-12-10 by gulti_as_charged

Root

Urdu

Region

Hyderabad

Categories

Very Bad Words

Terms referencing this

game, Gandyo, gudda, Behn Ka Lauda
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Definition

Used also to mean impotent ,hence somebody who cannot achieve anything least of all an erection!Never used while referring to the female sex,at least not in Hyderabad-Telangana.

Usage

Arre woh gandu saala,what else did you expect from him?
Added 2011-09-16 by ragadasamosa
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Phrase. June 18, 2012, Word of the Day
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Definition

This is a phrase used to show how badly a person got tensed in regional slang.

Usage

Ranga : machhan come we go and smoke...

Venka : k.. come..

Both smoking.... giving out rings of smoke... enjoying..

Ranga : Hey Venka your dad da.. there...

venka : where???!! where??!!!...

Ranga : HAHAHAHA... I was just joking da bugger.... why are you so GAAND GAABRI

Added 2011-09-15 by rrowdy ranga

Root

Kannada

Region

Bangalore

Terms referencing this

lauda lasoon

Definition

Not bothered about what the world is doing.

Usage

apne ko kya karna hai,gaand marae duniya!

(What should we chaps do, gaand marae duniya!)

Added 2011-09-09 by ragadasamosa

Definition

Literal translation: to have a pigeon's feather in one's ass
this colorful phrase is used for the enthu cutlets who instead of falling in line with the definition and doing all the work, expect you to be a enthu cutlet and well do a shit load of work and will not relent standing on your gaand and always "suggesting" better ways to do stuff(that they have no idea)

Applicable to bosses, managers, team leader and any other prick(or twat) that you can think of (including your wife,hubby, girlfraand or boyfraand)

Usage

Boss man: abe ye kela kuch jyaada sad lag raha hai isko 30% happy bana do(this banana is looking too sad..make it 30% happier)
Al Daad: Come to think of it Boss man is right....
Al Khujli: Jyaada gaand me teetar ka par ho raha hai tere bhosdeeke(having too much of pigeon's feathers in your ass you person from loose and destroyed vaginas)
Added 2011-09-05 by al khujli
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Adjective.
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Definition

extremely extreme...something that has the power of literally tearing your ass apart

Usage

Al Daad: Yo bitches!!..easy paper no?? maine to gaand phaad di paper ki!!!(adverb)
Al Khaaj: police waale ne meri gaand phaad di(Verb)
Al Khaaj: whattay gaand phaad tharra..ay ganpat chal daaru la(adjective)
Added 2011-09-02 by al khujli
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Exclamation.
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Definition

Parsi corruption of the famous "Gone with the Wind" to describe variously, someone speaking rubbish or the after effects of the ubiquitous Sunday Dhan-Sak, etc etc

Usage

Arrre Rustom, shaddup yaar! What you just said is basically "gaand ma thi wind!"
or.....
Arrre Shirin-mai, your dhan-sak has really given me a case of "gaand-ma-thi-wind!"
Added 2011-09-02 by rum1proof
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Phrase.
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Definition

referring to a fellow with too much guts in the butts

Usage

"too much gandmasti for him,bunking class and loafing around"
Added 2011-08-29 by mallu kutty

Root

Hindi

Region

All India

Related Terms

Dum in the bum

Definition

"let the world go to hell, i aint stopping my harmonium". A selfish persons way of getting his way without caring about the interest of other's. "Harmonium" refers to a free-standing keyboard instrument similar to a reed organ.

Usage

raka: aye chutiye ru coming for the hostel meeting to complain bout the shit we are fed which they call as food !!pandu: bhaag saale, gaand marae duniya, hum bajae harmoniya.......
Added 2011-08-25 by Desi Murga

Gaand Mooch.

\'oo' in Mooch is like 'oo' in Book.\
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Verb.
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Definition

Shut up.
Literal meaning is 'shut your ass(arse)-hole up'
(Gaand=asshole, Mooch=muchchu, the Kannada term for 'shut')

It is a rare occurrence when a Kannada term seeps into Urdu.

Usage

Fayaz to the old man Faaruk: "Ain, buddey, 'gaand mooch ko' meraa pais vaapis thevv. Nai toh, tumara chokri ku uthak jaatuun!"
( Yo, Old man, shut yours up and return my money. Else, I will take your girl away.)
Added 2011-08-20 by I love Dtool

Root

Urdu

Region

Karnataka

Categories

Very Bad Words

Terms referencing this

Lota

Definition

literal translation "to sow hemp into one's ass" it minns being bitched repeatedly about something....
it also minns to irritate somebody
also also minns to piss somebody off

Usage

al khujli ne sutta maang maang ke meri gaand me charas bo diya hai.(al khujli should betta get some of his own smokes)

Gaand me charas bone se pudine ki kheti nahi hoti!!!(planting hemp in one's ass does not ensure a harvest of mint)

Added 2011-08-17 by al khujli

Root

Hindi

Region

Naarth India

Categories

Very Bad Words

Related Terms

gaand mein danda

Definition

A pejorative phrase. Usually employed to describe when a person is trying to do something beyond his/her capabilities.
Probably a derivative of Bengali phrase "gooder noi lom, koray bom, bom"

Usage

Saala, gandoo, do ladkiyon ko ek saath line marega! Gaand mein dum nahin, hum kissi se kum nahin.
Added 2011-08-07 by pee_mmm

Root

Hindi

Region

Uttar Pradesh

Related Terms

gaand, line maarna
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Phrase.
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Definition

Stick in arse. Please note it does not mean 'up your arse' but 'in your arse', which is a way of saying life is screwing you.

Usage

"How were your exams yaar?" "Yaar I don't know if I'll pass. It was full gaand me danda." *Note- Please google the song "Gannd mein danda aka GMD" by Bodhitree to get a complete understanding of the phrase.
Added 2011-06-27 by Styloo