Munna & Tunna, as per usual had not studied for their science exam and were trying to copy from their respective neighbours.

Munna: (whispering) Eyy Tunna, what are you doing men?
Tunna: What do you think? Fudgining off like a yenything!
Munna: Eyyy Bekoof!! Your neighbour is writing the Telugu Exam raaa

Look at that chick man, she's PSKG.

Yes, but hope she's not a BCFA like the one we saw yesterday!

Prasanna: What's the point of this darned 11 o' clock deadline, mate. The party's just started. Is there no other pub we may hop to? I was under the impression they call this the city of pubs?? What the ...
Parshant: (unceremoniously interrupts) Don't you dare BCF on me. Let me call Sid, I'm sure that boozard has stocked aplenty that we can swig off.

Teacher,"Today I saw your sister on her bike near the signal Raju."
Raju,"Yes sir, she was on her way to college."

Teacher,"I know ra, I was back of your sister only."

Lal,"I'm back of dat hot girl in class ra."

Have you been following Big B's blog?

Or even:

The Big B does it again, even at his age: yet another blockbuster movie of his in theaters.

"We saw only devotional bioscopes."

Schools Use:
"Amit threatened to bash up Sunil in the class today"

TV Use:
Unruly MLAs went to blows and even bashed up a government official today.

you bewakuf child!! i'll give you one tight slap if you dont study