HR: "I would appreciate if you revert me back for the same as soon as possible."
Me: "OK, I will respond at the earliest." *sigh

Kumar: No da. Not yet.

Rajesh: Yappa! Wotla No.1 you are!!!

Rohini(The nerd child): So Ginsberg was talking about how capitalism had stolen America of its beauty and he is searching for Whitman's image of America. See you can talk about Marx and his idea of capitalism. Oh oh oh you can also bring in the stuff you learnt in Post colonial studies. But don't talk too much about those other guys we learnt because their idea aren't in tandem with Ginsberg's.

Arun (To the other not so nerdy child): Maga everything is chow chow bath ra. Fail only today. Ayyo!

usage: chhe! apppa?.. vaaaat should we do with youuu appa?
(a rhetorical question)

Delivery tips:-
* strong double aspiration on the chh.. and a short, sharp é as in édward.
** said in mock disgust with a smile, accompanied by a quick open-palmed strike of the forehead, with closed eyes.. then eyes reopening to said smile accompanied by (a) a shrug of the shoulders or (b) 2 or 3 quick side-to-side pendulum-like sways of the chin, followed by a "knowing look". Smile can be sardonic or friendly and, along with body language, conveys desired intent.
*** wearing glasses & sporting a beard optional

Dad thalchified Richard this morning for scoring a motte in maths!