"The wordings of 'Everything I do, I do it for you' is so romantic, men."

One fine Bandra evening, Alan is nursing a feni.

He is listening to "The Best of Lionel Ritchie".

Ryan passes by.

Ryan: What you doin', men?

Alan: L'at only.

15000 feet up in the air. Nitin is moments away from his first jump - holding his skydiving coach tight.

Behind him, his best buddy of 25 years - Vivek, a skydiving expert.

It is Nitin's turn. He is shitting bricks.

Nitin: Dooooooood.

Vivek: What I'm saying....

Nitin hovers at the edge of the helicopter door.

Nitin: What?

Vivek: I slept with your wife.

Nitin keels over. Hurtling down at maximum speed. Screaming his lungs out.

Circus Tent

Lion Tamer: What happened to that trapeze girl, Reshma?

Elephant Tamer: Why? She is with that Joker Boy, no?

Lion Tamer: That's what na? Both of them are putting kai all the time! Even on that trapeze, they were doing khus puss.

Elephant Tamer: Arre baba!

Lion Tamer: What she sees in him! Crack fellow!

After an exhausting hockey game.

Alan: What men, fuckin.

Ryan: What men.

Alan: Coming-o-wot?

Ryan: Where?

Alan: Bring a chick, haan?

Ryan: Where men, fuckin.

Alan: Bring that Pearl only, men. Hot she is, fuckin.

Ryan: Where men, bleddy.

Alan: Fuckin' social, men. On Sunday.

Ryan. Say that, na! Fuckin' chaunt you're men, bleddy.

Peter: There he goes again, fultoo pateli
Paul: Yaa maan, bugger thinks he's some Lord Fauklund

Paul: Oye Pedro
Peter: Aai Zavnicha, what you want blasted person

Peter: That Sam nah, he's one bleddy Lord Faukland
Paul: Freaking acts like he owns the world, and he's living off his papa's pension

Peter: Bleddy Shootiya
Paul: aye pedro, mind ur lengwage ok

Mumbai cab driver: "Where do you want to go?"
Vada Pau: "Parel"
Mumbai cab driver: "Parel or Lower Parel"
Vada Pau: "What's the difference?"
Mumbai cab driver: "Arre same same but different. Parel is East and Lower Parel is West"