The definitive guide to South Asian lingo

The region "All India Pakistan" has 9 entries

tola

\toe-la\
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An ancient unit of mass, apparently used to trade and all gazillion years ago.
Today simbly a unit of mass of hash or charas for eng people and rowdy people.
For, aunties and uncle a unit to measure gold and other extremely precious metals.

Usage

Paneerselvam (on the phone) - Bro, get me 5 tolas man when you get back from the hills
Eavesdropping Uncle - Ain? Beta you should come to me if you want to buy gold, i can get you the best deal in the full colony.
Added 2013-05-31 by Mildly Racist

Root

Hindi

Categories

WALTO

Related Terms

sona, charas, bum bum bhole, chillum, ganja
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Definition

A South Asian wedding procession.
It involves the bridegroom riding a mare, chariot or an antique car en route to the wedding function led by boisterous family & friends who dance, burst phool jhari or anaar or any other patakas while stopping every two minutes for 20 minutes and vigorously dancing to the latest bollywood songs played by live 'bands' and throwing currency while always trying to get more people to dance.

Usage

Paneerselvam - What the fuck is the traffic jam about??
Mayalakhsmi - Dude... chill, its just a Baraat!
Added 2013-02-06 by Mildly Racist

Definition

Pride.
May sound like the f work but really just means pride. Although admittedly leads to comic relief when the word is used.

Usage

Maulana - I have immense fuckar in announcing that Paneerselvam has won the award for best conduct in class 7A.

Fuckaruddin - LOL!

Added 2011-12-30 by Mildly Racist

Root

Urdu

Related Terms

Once a fucker

Definition

Greetings used by the Muslim population of the sub continent. Some people don't take kindly to the use of this greeting because it simms the proper way for Muslims to greet each other is 'asalam waleikum'.
But in the villages of India where arabization has not happened, the good old folk greet each other like they have for centuries without some Gelf returned porki correcting them.

Usage

Paneerselvam - Adaab bhaijaan!

Fuckrudin - Ram ram mamay!

Added 2011-11-25 by Mildly Racist

Root

Urdu

Related Terms

namaskaram

Terms referencing this

ram ram
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Noun. October 11, 2012, Word of the Day
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You might think India is a country of undercover agents and first-class goondas, the number of us who have two birthdays, one “official” and the other “real”. (And if you have a star birthday as well, you have three you gift-grubbing koodhal.)

It all begins when Munna is born inconveniently just one or two months late for LKG or UKG admissions cut-off in a given year. So the parents concoct an “official” birthday that’s one or two months earlier (carefully counting three-four times from their wedding date), so that their darling chut-put will not waste his time running around nunga-punga when he could be getting a serious education and be on his way to taking the IIT-JEE one year early. Imagine, he will always be-ahead-in-life!

And so all the paperwork from then reflects this fake birthday: school records, passport, driving licence, and eventually—oh so inevitably, given that Munna had this shiny headstart—his H1B visa application for America-based employment purposes.

Usage

She: So when's your birthday?
Munna: Errrrrr....
She: What, you don't know your own birthday?
Munna: I'm trying to remember which one's my real birthday.
She: Check please!
Added 2011-11-14 by Minkey Chief

Definition

Translation - 'One mosquito can turn a man into a transsexual', these immortal words were part of Nana Pathekar's dialouges in some movie. To understand this unique concept on how just one little mosquito can be used to question your sexuality, you have to understand how hijras in South Asia operate.
These hijra persons will land up at your place at any auspicious day and demand money. If for some reason you refuse, they will hurl abuses at you and clap their hands in such a way that they make louder noises than your porki self could ever do. All this to embarrass you into parting with your cash.
So basically, the clapping motion you perform to kill a mosquito makes you look like a hijra and the point of ridicule.

Usage

Hijra - Haye Haye! Haye Haye! Haye Haye!!

Lakshmikanth - You know I hate this shit man, I work hard for my money and try to not break the rules and shit 'cause I just want to have a normal quiet life, but then along come these bhikaris and hijras demanding my damned money! It's not like I'm Ambani or Birla or something.

Suhaisana - Aicchhhhh, chaddies in a bunch huh? Ek machar aadmi ko hijra bana deta hai! LOL.

Added 2011-09-28 by Mildly Racist

Root

Hindi

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Dialogues
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A song by India's most successful pop star Alisha Chinoy. The junta loved it, so much so that even now when you see a label which says 'made in India', you hum that song. A major ego boost for Indian males who started actually thinking that women all over the world loved the Indian male specimen. But it simms, like every good music in India it was a copy of a Pakistani song. The Pakistanis raged.

Usage

Dekhi hai saari duniya, Japan se leke Russia
Australia se leke America
Dekha hai pyaar ka sapna, dil chaahe koi apna
Mil jaaye gar ek saathiya, ek desiya
Made in India, made in India
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
O ho ho ho made in India, ek pyaara soniya
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
Tan gora ho ya kaala, par ho sachcha dilwaala
Chaandi nahin, sona nahin, koi heera
Dil jiska hindustani, nahin koi englistani
Raat aur din mujhe pyaar koi karne waala
Made in India, made in India
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
O ho ho ho made in India, ek pyaara soniya
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
Kaisi hai yaar ameeri, kaisi dildaar gareebi
Achchha hai kya, kya hai bura, mujhko pata
Dekhi hai saari duniya, Japan se leke Russia
Australia se leke America
Made in India, made in India
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
O ho ho ho made in India, ek pyaara soniya
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
O ho ho ho made in India, made in India
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
O ho ho ho made in India, ek pyaara soniya
Ek dil chaahiye that' s made in India
Added 2011-09-22 by Mildly Racist

Root

English

Related Terms

Bappi Lehri

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Noun.
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Mostly rose flavored sharbat or concentrated drink mix. In the days when the gorement kicked the cock company out of the country because it was too bleddy western, rooh afza was the drink of choice. This extremely sweet, pink drink mixed with cold water or milk was offered to guests and very much relished by everyone. Hard to get served this delicious beverage these days unless you are at a retro licence raj themed party, which are by itself hard to come by.

Usage

Sharma ji - What sir! I am coming to your house after so long and no rooh afza for me even?

Jaladuddin - Fuckrudin ki maa!! Get rooh afza and pattice for Sharma ji quickly.

Added 2011-09-22 by Mildly Racist
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Noun. October 27, 2011, Word of the Day
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An extraordinary sport played in the sub continent, similar to tag, and was once much favored by schools. One team has to sit on haunches and one persons from the other team will run around teasing the sitting team till they tag the runner. The runner can run between the people sitting or which ever way they want to, but the poor bugger chaser on the other hand can only run in one direction. But the chaser can tag his team mate to catch the runner, while tagging his mate he has to full shout 'KHO!!!!' thus the weird name kho kho.

Usage

Parmeshwar - Hey, did you play kho kho in school?

Paneerselvam - Yup

Parmeshwar - What are the rules ya?

Pannerselvam - God knows!! Its like the jan lokpal bill, everybodys heard of it but no one really knows what it really is.

Added 2011-08-26 by Mildly Racist

Root

Creole

Categories

Sports & Games

Related Terms

Antakshari, Carrom Board, kabaadi

Terms referencing this

chungi, Antakshari, name, place, animal, thing