The definitive guide to South Asian lingo

Definition

Lauda/Laude means pubic hair and is used to refer to someone despicable, a real fucker. Since desis are all big mugpots and our identity is oftentimes married to
a) level of academic success we achieve and
b) being honored (see money garland)

... its only apt that we recognize our societies biggest lauda/laude's with high honors: Magna Cum Lauda.

Note: Neologism coined by Dishoom Dishoom at an MIT graduation ceremony of fellow Samosapedian.

Usage

He deserves a Magna Cum Lauda for acting like a total chooth or He is a Magna Cum Lauda, no your ordinary Lauda.
Added 2011-09-25 by Dishoom Dishoom