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Mr/Mrs. (insert name) is not related to me.
Paneerselvam - Sir, I want to shut down my account.
Bank manager - Ok sir, please get your birth certificate, with 2 attested photographs. We also require that your father and mother accompany you when you come with the documents along with an affidavit on a 20 rupees stamp paper that they are infact your parents and that they are alive. We will of course require a photo id, your class 10 mark sheet attested by a gazzeted officer , a current proof of address with your local postman's signature and thumb impression. Also please write a letter addressing the honourable bank manager with your request that he kindly allow you to close your account with our esteemed bank. And sir we need a character certificate from your local MLA and MP.
Paneerselvam - Screw you guys, imgoinghome.