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Definition

The phrase "wham bam thank you mam" universally means fast sex with little or no foreplay or a "quickie."

An unnamed friend once dated a tambrahm girl who gave him KLPD which resulted in a serious bout of lau failure. In order to spite her he coined the phrase "Tambhram, no thank you mam" or..never again will I date a Tambrahm girl.

He has stayed away from Tambrham gals ever since and remains a total porki (the real reason she left him)!

Usage

Manjesh: Look at that hot pataki man...i think i am in lau
Bunty: Tambrahm no thank you mam!!
Added 2011-07-08 by Dishoom Dishoom