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Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former cricketer, cricket commentator, television personality, a Member of Parliament from the BJP and a convicted murderer.
He was a good cricketer who at the end of his career became famous as 'Jonty Singh'. He became more famous when he started doing outlandish commentary for cricket matches and was loved for it, since before him all commentators were damn boring. These nuggets of wisdom were coined 'Sidhuisms' by the news wallas. He was ultimatly banned from live commentary after he abused some other commentator on live tv.
He translated his new fame into politics by joining the BJP and winning a seat in the Parliament while judging Indian reality tv shows.
The Indian junta famous for their hypocrisy in loving people with criminal records (examples - Salman Khan, Sanjay Dutt, 99.99% of politicians) just lau Sidhu for his theatrics.

Usage

Navjot Singh Sidhu on TV - "My dear, that ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !! hahahahaaha! and the bowler is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition!! hahahahaha!!"

Mangal - Wow man Sidhus sidhuisms are the best!

Paneerselvam - Dude did you know that in 1988, he killed a 65 year old man with his bare hands after the guy overtook his new car? In 2006, he was found guilty for culpable homicide and sentenced to three years in jail but he became a Member of Parliament.

Mangal - You are such a buzzkill, you probably have assburger syndrome.

Paneerselvam - :/

Added 2011-10-11 by Mildly Racist

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Punjabi

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