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Regard

\Ri-gaad\

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Definition

A dangerous word used during price negotiations. When the seller says he has the fullest "regard" for you or whoever has referred you, what he actually means is that you are one sucker who obdurately wants a discount, however insignificant, while you are oblivious of the fact that ki aapko choona lagaya ja raha hai.
Sensible people leave the table upon being "regarded" thus.

Usage

1. "Ye discount nahin hai, Sir, bas aapka regard hai."
2. Pappu (the buyer): "Ji mainu MP ji ne bhejya haiga, hehehe?"
Bunty (the seller): "Haanji bilkul jaande haan ji MPji noo. Poora regard karaange ji. Tussi dasso tuhadi ki seva kariye, hehehe?"
And Bunty, thus prepares to lagao chuna to Pappu's ass...

Added 2011-08-24 by mps_delhi

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