Naughty Indian uncles are like pornography - you know it when you see it! Common traits include: pot-belly, moustache, fondness for trite PJ's ("are you studying hard or hardly studying?), chronic debaters, stealthy masturbators, hoarders of vintage Playboys, Debonair magazines and Black Label Scotch.

Naughty Indian uncles or NiU is a clandestine association of pot bellied diabetic perverts.They all suffer from erectile dysfunction and hence join the lousy laughing clubs.They are intensely concerned about your studies but their children are roadies.Take long morning walks only to get nice eye-shots of bouncing water melons and visible panty lines of reshma aunties and traditional girls with modern outlook.