Local

That would easily be the first line which comes to the mind of a fifth grader if he is told to write an essay on Mumbai Locals.You are also bound to find other un-amusing banalities in his essay what you wouldn't find is the following:
Indian local is a place where your olfactory nerves will be punished by the stench emanating from dirty pits.Want some air?look out and you will find shameless bare butts on railway tracks.Bored? look up and you will find hearts and dicks carved on metal ceiling.Want to stretch and flex your muscles?the queer next to you is just waiting for it.want to get down on the next station? well.......