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Were I to jack your happiness (God forbid) you would be left completely decimated, totally downtrodden, utterly put down, full empty, chided like a child, and scolded like the street urchin you are.
Hui! You come and take a leak outside my house again and I'll jack your happiness! At least come inside and water the garden, lazy bugger...
Added 2011-06-23 by Studmuffin