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Definition

Everything in this world is Indian only!
After all we are like the oldest and wisest civilization only.
When the Europeans were swinging from trees to trees we were creating art, discovering medicine and creating the zero only.
Our culture is so much superior than the western civilization, after all they got all their knowledge from us only.
Their religions are just thousands of years old while ours predate all of them by centuries and anyways their Gods are reincarnations of our Gods only.

Usage

Chandraswami - See you have to understand that everything under the sun, in fact even the sun is Indian only. We have given the world all of its knowledge since our culture is way superior to the west.

Charles - So how do you explain a British trading company taking over your country and ruling over you for centuries?

Chandraswami - :/

Added 2011-12-18 by Mildly Racist