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Verb. September 5, 2011, Word of the Day
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The daily act of washing your hair. If youre part of a Mallu household, please put kawkanut oil before performing this sacred act? God will bless you with smiling relatives & meen molly till the day you die. And by dhi bye. Summerwinterorspring, it can be had ONLY with cold water. No shamboo. Hot water pouring on head, shamboo, tarrki towel...all that is for North Indians.

Most Mallus (like my Dad) will also aggressively recommend it as an all-in-all solution to yeach and yevry problem on the planet..

Eggzampals I am giwing wait-

1) Have a cold molu? Haav eh headbath! *snapping fingers tik tik* like THAT it will go, like THAT! (Dont forget to rub raasnadi podi on yuvar thala afterwards..)
2) Tired? Have a headbath (Dont forget to rub raasnadi podi on yuvar thala afterwards..)
3) Cuff? Have headbath. (Dont forget to rub raasnadi podi on yuvar thala afterwards..)
4) Too much homurkk you had today? Have headbath, it will cool your head
5) *Dad in whisper* Mummy is screeeeeming from morning. Muniyamma got one dose, I also got (for me anyway neththing new), now you. We should send her for one headbath after applying nellikka-thaLam*!! Kheekheekhee!!
6) Saddam Hussain invaded Kuwait? Ayyo, silly fellow. Kennot kundrol his tember. Should have daiiily 5 times headbath
7) Global warming? Everybody, form a headbath queue!!
8) *Nellikka Thalam is an Ayurvedic thingy made of gooseberries. It has mendal-problem-curing-properties it simms. Did I hear 'mendal problem'? Headbath will cure that also!

Okay, sometimes I exagg, but you get my drift no?

Usage

Ammayi: Took bath?
Me: yes Ammayi.
Ammayi: *making suspicious sniffing noises* What 'yes ammayi'? You didnt have a headbath!! Ayye!! Po, kazhuthe! *shooing me back into the bathroom with her chattukam as if I have Tuberculosis*
Added 2011-07-17 by poori

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But I want to do corruption & receive money garlands yo. If *you're* standing for P and I'm EC, no scope for one simple rigging also bleddy. Poo pole you'll win off.
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Poori for Election Commissioner!

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To take or have headbath is to wash the hair as well as the body. Lifebouy soap greatly assists the one-product accomplishment of this task.

Usage

"If you take headbath now you'll catch cold!"
Added 2011-07-04 by Minkey Chief
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