Stick in arse. Please note it does not mean 'up your arse' but 'in your arse', which is a way of saying life is screwing you.
"How were your exams yaar?" "Yaar I don't know if I'll pass. It was full gaand me danda." *Note- Please google the song "Gannd mein danda aka GMD" by Bodhitree to get a complete understanding of the phrase.