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Definition

A 32 Billion $ Global Conglomerate. Present in over 200 countries. 140'000 employees worldwide. Has a product range of over 3'500, but known by its most famous one:

Coke.

Fizzy drink. Manufactured by Coca-Cola. Been in business since 1886. Has had its happiness jacked since then by Gujarati bens, Kerala chettans, U.P bhaiyyas, Mumbai mulgis, Sindhis, Sardars, & God knows who and all from where and all in this vast country.

But thatsallitiss my children. Coke.

Ammmmazing, us Indians. How do we take Words of Grave & Enormous Significance into our capable mouths & instantly turn them into Comedy Circus Ka Bada Dhamaka Season 3? How, I say? HOW??
Whatever the answer is, it doesnt really matter. It is bringing Joey & Happiness to you and me, yes or no? Aan? Thats yenuff. More than yenuff.

Usage

Jigness bhai (Very Impotent Client. Wears safari suit even to the toilet. Has office in Nagarathpet): Aao aao Pravin bhai! Soo khabar che? Baitho baitho. Kya loge aap?
Mr. Pravin: (serious CEO, Ooty-Jesuit-Boarding-school-fullly-suitboot-cravat-wearing types): No no, nothing for me thanks.
Jigness bhai: Soo no no?! Kuch to lena padega. Chaliye, ek Cock mangaoon?
Mr. Pravin: Wh...Wh...Waaaaaaat?? *cluttching heart which is threatenng to attack anymoment* Whaddiddyousay?
Jigness bhai: *whispering & winking like one yellow yellow dirty fellow* Doctor has said no no but mere ko dally one Cock ke bagair nahin hota hai..dont inform waayif, okay? I will take from you. *shrieking at office boy* Aye Veluchamyyyyy! Neeche soap se ek Cock la re!
*to Mr. P, eyes gleaming* Okay, Cock if you dont want then how about something 'hot' then?? Haan?
Mr. Pravin: *not understanding aal this Hindi-Gindi* Endamme!! *grabs bagbaggage & sprints out of Jigness bhais office in full speed; immediately breaks P.T.Usha's Olympic record *
Added 2011-07-16 by poori

Root

English

Region

All India

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