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I guess the advertisers wanted us to believe that it was truly astounding news that Akai TV was now available in India and not just in Japan.


{A fat businessman is lounging near a pool, frolicking with bikini clad women. The phone rings}

Fat Businessman: Hello? Oh, hehe, Shalini? Umm, the conference has been shifted to... er... Japan!"
Shalini: Japaaaaaan!! (ear piercing)
Shalini (unrelenting): Akaiiii TV!!!!!!!
Fat Businessman: (sweating and wondering what can be done to cover up his fib)

{Conclusion: There's no cause for worry, Akai TV is now available in India. Deck the halls.....}

Added 2011-07-06 by Studmuffin