If you hear the word SIRI long enough, it takes on an inexplicable Indian quality. We think this is because it sounds like Sri. Sri is like "Mr." in India and also a common epithet for Gods (eg. Sri Devi is the name for Goddess Lakshmi). We have decided that the desi version of SIRI should be Sri.
May not be the demure female personal assistant that apple dreamed up for the new iphone. But probably a richer character akin to Loganathan where his level of support for your mundane tasks will be a function of how many bondas he has belted for lunch.
Have you heard of SRI? Its like SIRI but better.