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Side effects of plugging into this Matrix (for neologisms rather than Neo?):
1. a slow degeneration of the ability to be understood anymore by Samosaverse aliens.
2. inordinate amounts of time diverted towards creating Samosabites, when you ought to be gaining a PhD/earning a crust/bathing your children/putting out the fire in your kitchen when the tadka exploded....
Ryan: Then what you thought? They don't have wifi means...?