The definitive guide to South Asian lingo

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Khade Lun Pe Danda. Literally meaning to strike on an erect penis with a stick. A most painful experience usually used in the context of thwarted love advances especially when it seemed to one party that there was a good chance of success. Also used to describe any experience of disappointment due to an unexpected turn of events. One of the best examples would be when the hawt female you are having a sex chat reveals "herself" to be a 14 year old school boy.

Usage

Raju : How are your efforts with Aarti going ?
Shivam : We went out for a movie for the first time last friday and tied a rakhi on my hand on monday during Rakshabandhan
Raju : Kya KLPD niklaa. Sorry yaar
Added 2011-07-06 by Meencurry with Kappa

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From the Hindi: Khadi Lund Pei Dhoka, which translates to "Affront to an Erect Penis." Term used to mean any kind of slight where someone's intentions are thwarted.

Usage

She gave full KLPD this weekend. I asked her to come to a film, she said she had to study.
Added 2011-06-20 by mainmacha

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Word for word, translates to erect penis got betrayed. Khadin Lund Pe Dhoka. Meaning -wise, basically shattered hopes especially after some heightened anticipation. Can be applied to most situations although very appropriate for the lack of sexual gratification.

Usage

Ram: Oye Shyam, so how was your date with Rani?

Shyam: Kya yaar! Saala KLPD ho gaya. She started getting shy and refused to even let me hold her hands in the park.

Added 2011-08-10 by ArtimAnar

Definition 4 of 4

KLPD

\kay.ell.pee.dee\
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abbreviation for khade lund pe dhoka. Used at the time when you get a bun on your face!!

Usage

1-macha - i went to see agent vinod ra
2-how was it da?

1-bleddy KLPD ra.. utter nonsense movie

Added 2012-04-04 by whattey!!