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Khade Lun Pe Danda. Literally meaning to strike on an erect penis with a stick. A most painful experience usually used in the context of thwarted love advances especially when it seemed to one party that there was a good chance of success. Also used to describe any experience of disappointment due to an unexpected turn of events. One of the best examples would be when the hawt female you are having a sex chat reveals "herself" to be a 14 year old school boy.
Usage
Raju : How are your efforts with Aarti going ?
Shivam : We went out for a movie for the first time last friday and tied a rakhi on my hand on monday during Rakshabandhan
Raju : Kya KLPD niklaa. Sorry yaar
Shivam : We went out for a movie for the first time last friday and tied a rakhi on my hand on monday during Rakshabandhan
Raju : Kya KLPD niklaa. Sorry yaar
Added 2011-07-06 by Meencurry with Kappa
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lau failureTerms referencing this
MBLG, KCPD, khade lund pe dhokha, Ball mein Hawa, kela, Peeling, TTNK, Love failure, bulb, rani, Getting, hawas, fail!, KLPRR, KLPZD, KLLC, Tambrahm (No) Thank You Mam!, KLPR, apna hath jagganath, Rakhi brother, Lau Failure, Rakhi
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From the Hindi: Khadi Lund Pei Dhoka, which translates to "Affront to an Erect Penis." Term used to mean any kind of slight where someone's intentions are thwarted.
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She gave full KLPD this weekend. I asked her to come to a film, she said she had to study.
Added 2011-06-20 by mainmacha
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Delhi; MumbaiTerms referencing this
MBLG, KCPD, khade lund pe dhokha, Ball mein Hawa, kela, Peeling, TTNK, Love failure, bulb, rani, Getting, hawas, fail!, KLPRR, KLPZD, KLLC, Tambrahm (No) Thank You Mam!, KLPR, apna hath jagganath, Rakhi brother, Lau Failure, RakhiDefinition 3 of 4
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Word for word, translates to erect penis got betrayed. Khadin Lund Pe Dhoka. Meaning -wise, basically shattered hopes especially after some heightened anticipation. Can be applied to most situations although very appropriate for the lack of sexual gratification.
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Ram: Oye Shyam, so how was your date with Rani?
Shyam: Kya yaar! Saala KLPD ho gaya. She started getting shy and refused to even let me hold her hands in the park.
Added 2011-08-10 by ArtimAnar
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Sex and RelationshipsTerms referencing this
MBLG, KCPD, khade lund pe dhokha, Ball mein Hawa, kela, Peeling, TTNK, Love failure, bulb, rani, Getting, hawas, fail!, KLPRR, KLPZD, KLLC, Tambrahm (No) Thank You Mam!, KLPR, apna hath jagganath, Rakhi brother, Lau Failure, RakhiDefinition 4 of 4
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abbreviation for khade lund pe dhoka. Used at the time when you get a bun on your face!!
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Added 2012-04-04 by whattey!!