Definition 1 of 2
Think about it. Weeknight programming featuring a man in a loincloth pushing rubber tubing up his nose and pulling it out of his mouth.
Two cloudy spermatozoa circling each other to the soundtrack of a wailing dirge, before coalescing into a shimmering oneness.
Deeply strange German competition called Telematch that stopped just short of dwarf tossing. Russian wolf saying, "I'll get you, rabbit." Excellent (and I mean it) animation about national unity featuring squirrels and butterflies.
Music programming where the camera always focuses on the muscian who *isn't* performing at that moment, and is usually picking his/her nose or brushing away sweat from brow.
"How was it?"
"Doordarshan was better."
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Definition 2 of 2
Satnam Singh: "Voh to doordarshan mein hai, sahab."
RTO Officer: "Theek hai. Sau rupiya jyada lagega."