Ayyo! Thatandalldontask! Must we really talk about this? But mummy-daddy never had sex. Chee! How we got to 1.2 billion in the land of the kamasutra is simply full confoosing. Toba, toba!... etc. Our Traditional with Modern Outlook generation has reams to say on the topic, falling in and out of lau, dau, and everything in between. But like all matters of culture, tradition, and evolution in our intensely wonderful nations, nothing is the same in all places and nothing is as it seems in any one place. So let’s acknowledge that our hips gyrate smoothly between modernity and austerity, as our values swing wildly between invention, assimilation, resistance and obedience. Ok, enough! Shy is coming...
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Albeit, with total disregard to fellow members and friends of the same sex.
Also,Stalking and being an extreme attention seeker are some traits/symptoms.
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Guy2: The problem with him was that he had too much Chool da!
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Mona: yelli? She was already toot vaDe after college, da!
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KannadaRegion
Bangalore, BangluruDefinition
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Of course, shy is coming for a lot of solicitors of porno and so there is an emerging street lingo of euphemisms for smut. "Daal Gosht" is one such euphemism.
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Indian Uncle: Can I have some Dall Gosht please?
Mobile Porn Vendor: MMS?
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Hindi phrase which translates to "the white girl in the village." "Gaon" means "village" and "gori" means "fair."
Being an Indian girl who looks like a gori girl or a foreigner is always a compliment.Also the name of a popular Bollywood movie. Stems from our national obsession with being fair.
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A classic South Asian synthesis of opposing multiple perspectives - in this case,
(a) the immovable object of brahmacharya / self control as in "onanism is bad, chee chee, hamarey itihaas aur sanskriti ke bare mein soch lo" and
(b) the irresistible force of "masturbation" arising from the beckoning eyes, luscious lips and curvaceous bodies of South Asian belles, combined with
(c) the philosophical ideal of self-mastery; resulting in the word (not phrase) self-masterbation.
Much popular on the Comments section of Indian websites and blogs. Especially to be found in Mumbai and Delhi.
Applicable - unusually for India - to both the male and female genders.
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.... a question posted on a sexpertise column.
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It is what the world weary gent says to the annoying new kid on the block constantly complaining about life's trivialities like traffic jams and school admissions and corrupt passport officials and load shedding and ...
"Go construct a house and conduct a marriage and then we can talk about problems"
In the great Samsara train ride between the Bhramacharyam and Vanaprastham junctions, the life of the average Desi parent is one of continual existential angst driven by 2 concerns
1) How will I marry off my daughters?
2) Will I have a home of my own by the time I retire?
and this is why your 60-year old Appa...
...watching you ride off with your new green-card spouse in that taxi to the airport, standing on his freshly painted new verandah, turns to your Amma and says..
...I wonder what happened in the world after 1982..
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If you can construct a house and conduct a marriage
and still keep your sanity and an erect carriage
You will be a man, my son
